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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college. I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you."

"My parents were like siblings. And according to the police that was, like, a problem."

"If you tell me to make myself at home, don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka."

"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""

"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."

"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""