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Joke of the Day
"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"
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"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."
"Donald Trump becomes the new president. Yeah that's it."
"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"
"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""
"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair"
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first Until he finally went ""O"""