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Joke of the Day
"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."
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"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"
"How does a Jew greet their friends? ""Challah!"""
"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"
"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."