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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
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"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it tastes great."
"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."
"Today I Stumbled across something Very Tragic. I found a little baby in a dumpster. Everyone should know by now babies go in the Recycle bin."
"Please don't post a screenshot if your battery percentage is low, I can't focus on the picture because your low battery is stressing me out."
"Last weekend I prevented a rape. It didn't take much. You can do it too. I finally convinced her"
"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."
"A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said ""better put down that phone."""
"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"