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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
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"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym"
"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."
"The US Judicial system"
"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."
"What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down."
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"