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Joke of the Day

"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."

"I became a bisexual when I got married. I get sex twice a year whether I want it or not."

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"

"My front door was locked so I tried to force it open. Then my wife said ""You're not a Jedi Paul, just use the goddamn key."""

"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."