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Joke of the Day
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."
Next Joke
"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"
"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."
"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"
"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."
"If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on? The captain's dinghy."
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"