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Joke of the Day

"If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on? The captain's dinghy."

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"

"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."

"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."

"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."

"What's the difference between a slave owner and Bernie Sanders The slave owner's Dick works Note: The slave owner has a slave named Dick"