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Joke of the Day

"10th anniversary So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary"

"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"

"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."

"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"

"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!"

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."

"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"