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Joke of the Day

"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"

"""Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"" ""I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."""

"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"

"TIL I am bad at reposting at the right subreddits"

"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"

"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"

"If I ever had the chance to name a new road, I'd call it ""Skin Road"". Just so I could laugh at the people living at number 4"

"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"

"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."