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"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"
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"I asked Yoda: ""Are we going the right way?"" ""No, backwards, I am going."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."
"Saw a really attractive woman the other day... She was wearing a miniskirt and a really low-cut shirt and I kept thinking to myself, ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" She did...."
"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."
"A hot dog walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve sandwiches here."" The hot dog says, ""That's ok. I came for the roast beef."""
"Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup."
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions."
"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"