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Joke of the Day

"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."

"Why was the Jolly Green Giant wrongly accused of being a pedophile? He'd been letting the kids use his dick for a bungee cord."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."

"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."

"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, ""Darn!"" A skydiver goes ""Darn!"" *whack*"

"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"

"What's the difference between Batman, and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!"