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Joke of the Day
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
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"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"
"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"
"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"
"Sex with mentally disabled ppl (okay for work) What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome? . . . Slow clap"
"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"