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"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."
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"Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!"
"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump."
"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"
"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."
"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."
"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."