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Joke of the Day

"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."

"What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common? Neither can keep track of their balls"

"Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke? Hitler: Sure Broh Stalin: Stalingrad Hitler: I Don't Get It Stalin: Exactly"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""

"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."

"[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators"

"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."