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Joke of the Day

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump."

"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"

"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""

"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"

"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."

"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."

"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"