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Joke of the Day
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
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"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"
"The primary function of a necktie is to show the direction of a man's brain."
"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"
"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"
"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."
"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."
"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
"What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell."