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Joke of the Day
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
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"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!"
"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
"Why shouldn't you make abortion jokes? It's always too soon."
"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."
"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."
"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."