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Joke of the Day

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun? Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS"

"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning"

"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."