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Joke of the Day
"If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!"
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"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
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"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
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"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"
"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"
"Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!"
"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"