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Joke of the Day
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
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"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."
"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."
"[Wife finds me crying on kitchen floor] Me: I fell & spilled honey on myself. Wife: Me: Will you ki Wife: I'm not kissing your Honey Boo Boo"
"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."
"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""
"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""
"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."
"I'm trying to write a racist joke, but... Everything I come up with is borderline offensive."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"