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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you make abortion jokes? It's always too soon."
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"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex It backfired... :("
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"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?"
"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."
"OK then - how 'bout this Roof joke? What's the new term for ""almost completely racist""? 180 Roof"
"You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you"
"Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits."
"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."