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Joke of the Day

"An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion."

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment."

"Here's a joke. Women's rights"

"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"

"People keep telling me that I have a higher chance of getting mugged in London than in New York. Well, what do they expect, I don't live in New York."

"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."