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Joke of the Day

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."

"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"

"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""

"Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead."

"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear."

"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"

"Just finished reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it."