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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"
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"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"
"Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into."