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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
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"Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions."
"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."
"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."
"How come ""you're a peach"" is a complement but ""you're bananas"" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?"
"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"
"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"
"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"