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Joke of the Day

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"

"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."

"It's mean to give a homeless person money for food without giving him money for a phone too... How do you expect him to Instargram the food?"

"Did you hear that Elon Musk announced plans for a restaurant on the moon? He said we can count on good food but no atmosphere."

"What happens when you zip up a lion? It rars"

"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."

"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."