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Joke of the Day
"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."
Next Joke
"All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with."
"Avenge me but only if it's convenient."
"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"
"What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !"
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."
"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"
"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."