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Joke of the Day
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
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"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"
"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? Condom fit like a glove"
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"
"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."