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Joke of the Day
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
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"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."
"Looks like coke Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE"
"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"
"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"
"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."
"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"