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Joke of the Day

"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."

"We gave you Nickelback and Justin Bieber. You responded with the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. Well played America, well played"

"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"

"You know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing and fuck your mother."

"I've been married to my wife for 27 years but it feels like 27 minutes. ...under water"

"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"

"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin"

"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""