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Joke of the Day

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"What's sexist and not a concern for feminist? Misandry"

"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."

"What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!"

"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."

"What do you call more than two English blokes masturbating? A Union Jack."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot"

"How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, ""Pssh, I can do that."""

"Hey guys! Remember the golden rules this festive season, when shopping in crowded places; 1/Walk slow 2/Stop for no reason 3/Repeat above"

"Reddit servers"