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Joke of the Day

"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"

"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Two blonde girls... ...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. They started crying and headed home."

"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"

"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work."

"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."

"Some people are like pennies. Two-Faced And Worthless."

"You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."