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Joke of the Day

"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."

"You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of penetration..."

"What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you? Reddit gold."

"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"

"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"

"What goes down but never comes up? The /r/news sub count."