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Joke of the Day

"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"

"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."

"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"

"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."

"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"

"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"

"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."

"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"

"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."