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Joke of the Day
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
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"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"
"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)"
"Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? He was a pieromaniac."
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."