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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? Condom fit like a glove"
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"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."
"How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong."
"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."
"When a girl comes over for a date, I make sure I leave a hammer and measuring tape on the counter so she doesn't suspect that I watch Glee"
"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"