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Joke of the Day
"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"
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"What's the downside to bigamy? More than one mother-in-law."
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dictator."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"
"God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot"
"Nice shoes They really stand out"
"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"
"What kind of mushroom gets beat up the most? A shiitake mushroom"
"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."