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Joke of the Day
"Nice shoes They really stand out"
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"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"
"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."
"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."
"TIL Schweiger"
"Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer."
"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"
"I just tried drinking orange juice with pulp in it and I finally understand why women don't like to"
"When you sit next to a talker at the movies you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print."
"What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business."