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Joke of the Day
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
Next Joke
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."
"A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird."
"You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"
"""Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?"" -my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other"
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
"Why was the Astronaut cold? He forgot to bring a space heater."