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Joke of the Day

"God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot"

"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."

"Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"

"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."

"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."

"""Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that's going to last the entire car ride."" - The worst people alive"

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"