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Joke of the Day

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."

"I've always been bad at studying for tests.. ...but recently I noticed I work a lot harder while listening to the 50 shades of Grey soundtrack"

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"

"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant"

"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks."