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Joke of the Day
"What kind of mushroom gets beat up the most? A shiitake mushroom"
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"A friend of mine just retired from the Department of Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census."
"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."
"My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though"
"[watches you eat my bday cake] ""I've poisoned that."" ""Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?"" [leans in & winks] ""Poison."""
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."
"A ""C,"" an ""E-flat"" and a ""G"" walk into a bar..... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors here."""