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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
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"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."
"What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie"
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."