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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?"
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"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"
"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."
"What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive."
"The only way I'd ever get to ""bang"" a hot chick, is if I run up to one and slam her head into a wall."
"Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction? Because the rancher was a cattlist."
"A GIRL SAID.... TODAYS JOKES..A GIRL SAID TRUST ME....LOL"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... ...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."