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Joke of the Day

"Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction? Because the rancher was a cattlist."

"What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs? Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it."

"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"

"I just yelled ""Where's the baby?!"" while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce."

"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"""Dad why do you write so slow?"" asked Dennis. ""I have to"" replied his father. ""I'm a slow reader."""

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"

"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."