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Joke of the Day

"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."

"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."

"Jam and Marmalade NSFW What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't Marmalade a cock up a girls arse"

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."

"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."

"Sex is like the stock market... It's better if you're insider."

"Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter? Because he doesn't like being followed."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"