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Joke of the Day

"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."

"Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy"

"Why is ""porn"" not a standard button on keyboards yet?"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."

"Men are like parking spots... The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."

"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."

"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"