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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive."
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"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"I hate my new hair cut. Hopefully it will grow on me."
"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"
"""You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you're at the gym when really you're out shopping"" is the title of my autobiography."
"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"