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Joke of the Day
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak"
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"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"
"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."
"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"
"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."
"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."
"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."