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Joke of the Day

"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"

"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."

"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."

"Him: Wanna bump uglies, baby? Me: Ooh, yes please! * Grabs two ugly people and starts smacking them against each other. *"

"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"

"Using my good looks and charm i will gain the trust of an orangutan to have it become my personal kush consultant & legal guardian."

"If Reddit users were Military Weapons... They would be Attention-Seeking Missles."

"Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby."

"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"

"Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs."