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Joke of the Day

"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."

"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"

"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."

"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"

"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"

"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."

"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."

"""No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you."" - soulmates"