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Joke of the Day

"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."

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"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
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"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."